If your life were a movie

A movie title summary of life as it has been :

1. Woman Interrupted (by depression)
2. What could go wrong usually does go wrong
3. Quiet Desperation (think arthouse!)
4. Portrait of the dosser as a nutter (think cartoon)
5. Woman on the edge (can she get any nuttier?)
6. Speed: crash and burn
7. 20,000 leagues at the bottom of the ocean (thanks to deb's joke)

forthcoming titles:

1. Show me the $
2. Material Woman
3. It's raining $

heehee, so what are your titles?